Shipping & Returns

When Will My Order Arrive?

  • Processing: Orders are prepared and shipped within 1–3 business days.
  • Delivery: Most orders arrive 5–11 business days after shipping.
  • Total: Plan on about 1–2 weeks from the day you order.

Our items ship from our fulfillment partner's international warehouse, which is how we keep prices low.

🎄 Christmas Delivery

Order by December 8, 2026 for estimated delivery before December 25. Delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees. Carriers are very busy during the holidays, so we recommend ordering as early as you can. Orders placed after December 8 may arrive after Christmas.

Tracking

When your order ships, you'll receive an email with a tracking number so you can follow your package.

Where We Ship

We currently ship to addresses in the United States. Shipping costs, if any, are shown at checkout before you pay.

All Sales Are Final

Because our products are low-cost novelty and prank items, all sales are final. We do not accept returns or exchanges, and we do not offer refunds if you change your mind or simply don't like the item.

We Will Make It Right If Something Goes Wrong

You are covered if your item arrives damaged, is defective, is the wrong item, or never arrives. Contact us within 14 days of delivery (or, for an order that never arrived, within 30 days of your order date) with your order number and, if possible, a photo. We will send a free replacement or a full refund to your original payment method. You do not need to send the item back.

Cancellations

You can cancel for a full refund if your order hasn't shipped yet. Contact us as soon as possible. If we ever can't ship your order within the time we've told you, we will let you know and you can cancel for a full refund.

Contact Us

Questions? Reach us anytime through our Contact page. We reply within 1–2 business days.